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A very handsome guy who is samrt and not that good at math but hear pretty good and he’s a bad ass at football and baseball
There’s a kid named Lieland right there he so cool
Lieland by Worlson13 September 20, 2018

Leland High School 

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

Leeland Steamer 

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.
Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.
Leeland Steamer by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Lelander 

man with a hulk like penis
He's such a Lelander, he needs magnums.
Lelander by lelanderlover October 5, 2010

Leelandd 

Leelandd is a unique, cool, and facinating dude. He’s an awesome friend and is extremely loyal. He enjoys big tiddy hentai girls, gaming, watching the episode of spongbob where Patrick screams LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE, and he’s a fantastic chef! If you ever meet a Leelandd, never let him go. He truly is an awesome dude and an awesome friend to have and to watch hentai with occasionally ;)
Wow Leelandd is so fun to hang with!

I love Leelandd, he’s the bestest friend ever.

Omg Leelandd turn that hentai off the neighbors can hear it!!!!!
Leelandd by rawrXDcutiepieuwu March 19, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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