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Lockpicking 

The act of having sex with a chick and either her or you sticking 2 fingers inside her vagina at the same time as his dick; hence, it is like picking a lock.
Dude!! This chick I was fucking last night was totally 'lockpicking' herself but after a few minutes, I took over.
Lockpicking by Bill56 September 6, 2012
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lickpocking 

Where you find the G-spot by analyzing and manipulating the components of the vaginal device without the original key
My girlfriend's dyslexia led to the best lickpocking ever!!
lickpocking by UncleS May 10, 2016

lockpicking 

When you put 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink and then turn like you'd open a door
last night I put 2 in your moms pink, 1 in her stink and lockpicked the door to her heart (lockpicking)
lockpicking by 420jeff February 16, 2024

Lockpicking 

The sexual act of having someone stick lock picking tools into your urethra, whilst there is a heart monitor in your ass.
Steve: Did you hear what Noah did? He's weird as hell.
Elijah: What'd he do?

Steve: He and Demarcus Cousins III were lockpicking.
Lockpicking by CummistRag February 2, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026