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Licking Dog

A chinese term roughly equivalent to the western "simp".

A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.

A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.
A - Brother, take a look at Ye Feng following after the school belle, Li Qinghua. A toad lusting after swan meat.
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?
Licking Dog by _gal1leo July 16, 2026
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titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail
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doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

Dog locking 

(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.
Dog locking by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026