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Licking Dog

A chinese term roughly equivalent to the western "simp".

A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.

A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.
A - Brother, take a look at Ye Feng following after the school belle, Li Qinghua. A toad lusting after swan meat.
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?
Licking Dog by _gal1leo July 16, 2026
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titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail
titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.
licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

Dog locking 

(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.
Dog locking by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005
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