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libbitch 

a person (or dumbass who thinks it should be legally called a cat) who cant except the fact that playing the victim, making up fake stories, or destroying a city, will absolutly not stop the person who is going to help this dieing pussy of a country, to be great again.
"it was really easy to kick the ass of that libbitch, because he got his dick removed and lost his ablity to be a man."
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Lizbitch 

An amazingly talented young bugaboo who multi-tasks like no other. Contrary to her name, she is nobody's bitch. She is enigmatic, inspiring, and def gets down. Most desirable Doctor in town, gettt ittt! She's gorgeous, umm I mean FLAWLESS! niggah she's about her business!

May at times cuss like a sailor. On the weekends and some weekdays she drinks like a sailor. Most importantly, she knows how to rock the boat, unlike ANY sailor ;)
"Dear Dolly, I'm marrying Drizzy Drake, and you're not." -sincerely, lizbitch.

SASSY BITCH with refined class!
Lizbitch by juicyskittles February 5, 2010

lilbitch 

ninintellectual non-quating members who try to make fun of cool kids in school for being social and not social rejects such as themselves
idiot or lilbitch

Lisbitch 

short for "listed bitch" or "that bitch"
Well I think I just put lisbitch in her place.
Lisbitch by pinkremote November 26, 2011

lilbitchnigga 

yall niggas who be readin this
damn that dude right there a lilbitchnigga
lilbitchnigga by WeekMeem January 18, 2018

Lilbitchitis 

A medical condition resulting in calling 911 or being seen in the emergency room for no legitimate reason. Commonly linked to Incarceritis or a Stainless steel allergy in the presence of a police officer.
Why did she go to the ER again?
-Oh, her Lilbitchitis was flaring up today...
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