Lilbitchitis 

A medical condition resulting in calling 911 or being seen in the emergency room for no legitimate reason. Commonly linked to Incarceritis or a Stainless steel allergy in the presence of a police officer.

Why did she go to the ER again?
-Oh, her Lilbitchitis was flaring up today...

Lilbitchitis by Mr. Fantastic (CTK) May 28, 2018

lilbichitis 

When someone is suffering from "lilbichitis," they experience severe dumbass headery. Furthermore, they experince symptoms of cowardice. The only cure is to man tf up. Synomous with "little bitch"

"Yo, you see John, I think he has lilbichitis"

lilbichitis by 3.143hunna October 4, 2019