leunissen

A leunissen is an annoying man talking waaay too long about random bullshit noone gives a shit about.

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person b: ...Zzz, Shut up leunissen , your random bullshit is driving me insane

leunissen by je moederssss January 17, 2012

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lunisen

The daughter of our savior jockiboi. Jockiboi is the prophet of jockismen and in order to become that he had to sacrifice his firstborn child in a staircase, Lunabelle / Lunisen.

Therefore on the first Sunday after a child 2nd birthday you throw them down a staircase.

Did you know that lunisen died?
Yeah i did.

lunisen by Fitthuvve February 22, 2021

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Lunisen

Lunisen is the child of the swedish legend joakim lundell or jockiboi. She was made in rumania. But once it happend a terrible accident ti her.. jocki dropped her down the stairs but that was the start of jockismen which we LOVE. He mother is ms tomtemor also known as your mom.

Omg is Vanna in the bathroom again!?
- yeah, then you scratch the dorr and say lunisen come out know lunisen but then you relise that is not vanna. Based on a true story!

Lunisen by lunisen December 3, 2021

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lenislenandislen

lenislenandislen is literally such an amazing person

"Do you know who lenislenandislen?"

"omg ya hes so slay and yæs"

lenislenandislen by satn :) March 19, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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