leunissen 

A leunissen is an annoying man talking waaay too long about random bullshit noone gives a shit about.

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person b: ...Zzz, Shut up leunissen , your random bullshit is driving me insane

leunissen by je moederssss January 17, 2012

lunisen 

The daughter of our savior jockiboi. Jockiboi is the prophet of jockismen and in order to become that he had to sacrifice his firstborn child in a staircase, Lunabelle / Lunisen.

Therefore on the first Sunday after a child 2nd birthday you throw them down a staircase.

Did you know that lunisen died?
Yeah i did.

lunisen by Fitthuvve February 22, 2021

Lunisen 

Lunisen is the child of the swedish legend joakim lundell or jockiboi. She was made in rumania. But once it happend a terrible accident ti her.. jocki dropped her down the stairs but that was the start of jockismen which we LOVE. He mother is ms tomtemor also known as your mom.

Omg is Vanna in the bathroom again!?
- yeah, then you scratch the dorr and say lunisen come out know lunisen but then you relise that is not vanna. Based on a true story!

Lunisen by lunisen December 3, 2021

lenislenandislen 

lenislenandislen is literally such an amazing person

"Do you know who lenislenandislen?"

"omg ya hes so slay and yæs"

lenislenandislen by satn :) March 19, 2022