let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

let me tell you something by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

let me tell you something

A typical black elder's preamble serving as a gesture of dominance and/or wisdom...

Young Tyrone: I ain't tall enough to be good at basketball.....
Black Elder: Let me tell you something...

let me tell you something by Pizzlej July 30, 2021

let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle

let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!

let me tell you something by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022