lesdyxic 

n. Alternate spelling of the word "dyslexic." Used mostly by people with dyslexia.

I'm feeling rather lesdyxic today.

lesdyxic by Calus Tyderion May 22, 2006

lesdyxia 

1. A disorder characterized by gender self-identification of a homosexual female (lesbian) as a male.
2. A hermaphrodite with primarily female characteristics, but with male genitalia.
3. A lesbian with latent penis envy. (archaic)

1. The results came back from the gene lab. The incorrect gender identification of the patient is being caused by lesdyxia.
2. Chicks with dicks often suffer from lesdyxia.
3. This lesbian's penis envy indicates that she suffers from lesdyxia.

lesdyxia by Dennis Urban June 30, 2007

Lesdyxia

What people with dyslexia tell others their diagnosis is

Friend: Hey Bill, I hear you're having a hard time in English class?
Bill: Yeah, my lesdyxia making is hard it express selfmy ropperply

Lesdyxia by gottaseeamanaboutahorse February 20, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004