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lesbiatation 

The chance that a lesbian, especially a lesbian couple, will come through and show up for a social gathering. Everyone knows that lesbians are intelligent and reliable on the job and for sporting events, but when it comes to meeting for happy hour, going out, or going on a quick trip, the % chance that they will show up isn't consistent, it's circumstantial. Thus, every event that a lesbian has agreed to come to has a % chance of lesbiatation for arriving on time or at all.
Well, there's a 90% chance of lesbiatation, I think they'll come.
lesbiatation by Lil Jah-mez October 16, 2010
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lesbiationship 

An intimate relationship between two, often lesbian, women. Similar to "wife up" or "date the shit out of."
My friend Blaze set me up with this girl, it's going to be a total lesbiationship.
lesbiationship by jabizz August 9, 2012

lesbianatonate 

1). When a person makes lesbian jokes but isnt really a lesbian

2). An anti-gay discriminator pretending to be a lesbian to make a point (not really a lesbian)
elise: omg i so wanna tickle this chicks vag

tom: you are so lesbian

elise: no im not im a lesbianatonate

tom: ohhh i knew it!
lesbianatonate by tc-online July 9, 2010

Self-lesbiebation 

When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.
Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.
Self-lesbiebation by Jarfman February 20, 2015

lesbianating

1. When two girls are all up on eachother.
2. Also used as an insult.
1) Look at those bitches lesbianating.
2) Stop lesbianating you sick freak.
lesbianating by BeckyMay May 2, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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