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Swiss Army Lesbian 

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

lesbianarchy 

Lesbianarchy is the polar opposite of Patriarchy. It is political doctrine of egalitarian decision-making shared amongst bisexual or lesbian females that determines the social or cultural values and rules of a community or country.

There is clear consensus amongst scholars regarding the historical definition of Lesbianarchy. However, in the early 2000s a modern definition was formed that contests that the etymological root is the COMBINATION of "Lesbian" and "Anarchy" to form "Lesbianarchy".

An alternative definition of Lesbianarchy is a voluntaryist stateless society in post-war or post-climatic environment (or any setting where the has been significant male loss, such that men make up less than 39% of the population) that is predominantly made up of loosely interconnected communal scavengers.

In this context, lesbianism is not expressed as an identity, but as a pragmatic partnering choice due to the limitations in sexual selection. A family unit is generally constructed of a 3 female triumvirate or "parents" that lead or direct (what is often) an orphanage of children.
"Don't you know that Bonobos in the DRC are a type of lesbianarchy?"

"If the economy collapses or WWIII happens, I certainly hope we don't go all Mad Max, I'd rather be in a Lesbianarchy."
lesbianarchy by what is next March 22, 2023

lesbianary

"Fuck she has the most lesbianary tits"
lesbianary by toemouse April 9, 2008

Lesbianarisim 

The religion and ways of the teaching of all Lesbian tribes. Founded by the one true Lesbian.... Lesbianna.

This is not only a religion, but a form of art... kinda like martial art but with loads more minge!!
Mum, Dad... ive something to say... Im joining the ways of Lesbianarisim, i wish to be like mother Lesbianna herself and travel to Lesbos and lick my way to the top!

lesbianark 

1. another word for lesbian

2. a mean word to call a somebody
1. That chick over there is a lezbianark.

2. Your acting like such a lesbianark.
lesbianark by desomater August 17, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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