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Swiss Army Lesbian 

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

lesbianarchy 

Lesbianarchy is the polar opposite of Patriarchy. It is political doctrine of egalitarian decision-making shared amongst bisexual or lesbian females that determines the social or cultural values and rules of a community or country.

There is clear consensus amongst scholars regarding the historical definition of Lesbianarchy. However, in the early 2000s a modern definition was formed that contests that the etymological root is the COMBINATION of "Lesbian" and "Anarchy" to form "Lesbianarchy".

An alternative definition of Lesbianarchy is a voluntaryist stateless society in post-war or post-climatic environment (or any setting where the has been significant male loss, such that men make up less than 39% of the population) that is predominantly made up of loosely interconnected communal scavengers.

In this context, lesbianism is not expressed as an identity, but as a pragmatic partnering choice due to the limitations in sexual selection. A family unit is generally constructed of a 3 female triumvirate or "parents" that lead or direct (what is often) an orphanage of children.
"Don't you know that Bonobos in the DRC are a type of lesbianarchy?"

"If the economy collapses or WWIII happens, I certainly hope we don't go all Mad Max, I'd rather be in a Lesbianarchy."
lesbianarchy by what is next March 22, 2023

lesbianary

"Fuck she has the most lesbianary tits"
lesbianary by toemouse April 9, 2008

Lesbianarisim 

The religion and ways of the teaching of all Lesbian tribes. Founded by the one true Lesbian.... Lesbianna.

This is not only a religion, but a form of art... kinda like martial art but with loads more minge!!
Mum, Dad... ive something to say... Im joining the ways of Lesbianarisim, i wish to be like mother Lesbianna herself and travel to Lesbos and lick my way to the top!

lesbianark 

1. another word for lesbian

2. a mean word to call a somebody
1. That chick over there is a lezbianark.

2. Your acting like such a lesbianark.
lesbianark by desomater August 17, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026