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Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.
Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.
lerson by igotcalled September 2, 2020
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A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.
Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.
Lersche by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013
An alternate way to spell the word "person", due to a colloquial pronunciation in and around the city of St. John's, in the Canadian province of Newfoundland.
I know a lerson from Newfoundland, she's really nice.
lerson by igotcalled September 17, 2021
I'm dripping in diamonds and sippin on 40 OZ. Livin' lersey.
Lersey by fullytuckeredout June 13, 2013
Adj. , a Portmanteau of least and worst.
2016's election in the US has no good candidates, so I will have to vote for the Lerst one.
lerst by ZoNiE OnE May 30, 2016

Lersbian 

Typically referred when a male like another male converting into a woman
Person 1- Is he a lersbian?
Person 2- yeah maybe..
Lersbian by Heck101pl October 11, 2018