lersch

a horse that has masterbated with a rabbit

That lersch is so big

by BlackKarma November 15, 2013

sondre lerche

The best thing to come out of Norway since...ever. His quirky and melodic songs can melt anyone's frosty dispositions.
(note: he says he's 22, but my guess is he has a fake ID...)

Sondre Lerche was on TOTP last week...in my dreams.

by Rose June 28, 2004

Lersche

A lersche is an unlucky adolescent, usually between 12 and 16, who displays many or all of the worst symptoms of puberty. Although lerches often display cases of bad acne and body odor, this term is not limited to physical awkwardness. It can even include characteristics such as poor hygiene, self esteem issues, social anxiety, and emotional instability. Lersches may have trouble fitting in or making friends. As such they often develop strange habits or personalities that further qualify them as a lersche.

Person A: Hey man, want to partner up for this project?
Person B: Sorry, I already have a partner. Why don't you work with that guy? He doesn't seem to have a partner.
Person A: Oh, him? Nah man, he's a total lersche.
Person B: Really? What's wrong with him?
Person A: He sweats like mad and has dragonbreath. The smell is unbearable.
Person B: That's disgusting! I thought his only problem was that he had bad acne.
Person A: That's why you never see him talking to anybody.

by Boast of Toast September 19, 2013

lernch

'Madea' Simmons way of saying "lunch" with an "er" in place of the "u"...can even be spelled "lurnch"...

oh she havin' "lernch" with her friend...

by The Huxtable February 16, 2008

lesch

A lesch is that one drunk ass hole in the room that will be right next to you but still screaming. The one guy who gets really hammered but still be able to get everyone in the bar to love him.

Guy 1: that guy over there is such a lesch

Guy 2: who that guy over there that's completely hammered

Guy1: yeah, hey leschy that my girl

lesch: I know

by SmurfSlayer3000 May 29, 2017

sondre lerche

The most sexiest man in the whole wide world. I loves him.

Have you heard the Velvet Viking yet? Hes AMAZING

by BobMarley January 18, 2005

Larsches Lox

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

by ShmickROK November 26, 2019