lensian

1. a cat that is a lesbian
2. a cat who thinks he or she is a lion but is really just a lesbian

thats cause her cat is a lensian

by thenamerofkitties December 28, 2010

Lensink

One made with such awesomeness, such depth, such fun, attractiveness, intelligence and wonder that the rest of the world is left with nothing but jealousy to hold on to.

Side note: The Lensink loves video games, karaoke, folk music and beer.

Holy shit! It's a Lensink! Get out of my way, I saw the Lensink first! Damn.. I wish I could be a Lensink.

by LittleSarah April 1, 2009

Lensbian

A straight girl who kisses other girls only for the camera.

Cindy: "Like oh my god, I heard Missy was making out with a girl at the club last night. Do you think she's a lesbian?"
Louisa: "Naw, she's just another lensbian. The MTV Spring Break show was airing from that club... she only did it for the cameras."

by fakegaynews August 13, 2010

Lensman'd

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah

LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.

by Padme December 2, 2003

lensman

The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!

I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!

by 150cc November 14, 2003

lebsian

(1) A Lebanese lesbian.
Note: extremely rare.

(2) a dyslexic lesbian

Guy 1: "mate, check out that hot chica at the bar! I think she's givin' me the look!"
Guy 2: "yallah mate - no way, hands off - she's a lebsian. Besides, I know her brother, her other brother, her younger brother, and her cousins, and her Dad. No bloody touching if you value your testes mate!"

by Anonymous Cowhand January 1, 2009

lensman

The newest horror from the bowels of human perversity, this picture is the D'Artagnan of the Three Grossketeers: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequinfetus.
Origins in Penny Arcade, and by all that is good we hope it stays in there.

I love the smell of lensman in the morning.

by P from PA November 8, 2003