One made with such awesomeness, such depth, such fun, attractiveness, intelligence and wonder that the rest of the world is left with nothing but jealousy to hold on to.

Side note: The Lensink loves video games, karaoke, folk music and beer.

Holy shit! It's a Lensink! Get out of my way, I saw the Lensink first! Damn.. I wish I could be a Lensink.

Lensink by LittleSarah April 1, 2009

Related Words

lensian • lensman • lebsian • Lebsianism • Leesianna • lenbian • leniant • Lensbian • lensia • Lensink

Lensbian

A straight girl who kisses other girls only for the camera.

Cindy: "Like oh my god, I heard Missy was making out with a girl at the club last night. Do you think she's a lesbian?"
Louisa: "Naw, she's just another lensbian. The MTV Spring Break show was airing from that club... she only did it for the cameras."

Lensbian by fakegaynews August 13, 2010

Lensman'd

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah

LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.

Lensman'd by Padme December 2, 2003

lensman

The newest and latest scourge of the internet, first discovered and popularized by SE++; a sassy and hip new goatse for the goatse fan in all of us!

I opened the private message from boddah expecting to see a funny and witty phrase or two, and then I saw that I was lensman'd!

lensman by 150cc November 14, 2003

lebsian

(1) A Lebanese lesbian.
Note: extremely rare.

(2) a dyslexic lesbian

Guy 1: "mate, check out that hot chica at the bar! I think she's givin' me the look!"
Guy 2: "yallah mate - no way, hands off - she's a lebsian. Besides, I know her brother, her other brother, her younger brother, and her cousins, and her Dad. No bloody touching if you value your testes mate!"

lebsian by Anonymous Cowhand January 1, 2009

lensman

The newest horror from the bowels of human perversity, this picture is the D'Artagnan of the Three Grossketeers: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequinfetus.
Origins in Penny Arcade, and by all that is good we hope it stays in there.

I love the smell of lensman in the morning.

lensman by P from PA November 8, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026