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WOW! You encountered a wild lennipede! Only great people and friends see this rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this to them; It is a sign of great fortune and luck!

lennipede by hype train January 23, 2017

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Lennied

Getting so shit faced that you end up with no money in your bank account, 300$ concert tickets, a thong hanging above your bed and no memory of the night before.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got so wasted last night and now I cant find my car."

Guy 2:"You were Fuckin Lennied dude!"

Lennied by Katieaimee January 13, 2009

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lennipede • Lennied • lenniveve • Human Lezzipede • Lennie doink

lenniveve

A beautifull woman that makes a great mother. Verry strict with order. Might pick I d little weight over years. You might regret meeting her but later you'll be surprised what she does for you.

She is the bestest sweetest person you know. Till she's your mother....
And I bet she's being the best she can be.
Frank:Isn't that, that strict woman from the other day!
Jermy:Yeah, she's a total Lenniveve.

lenniveve by KatyaDedekind March 10, 2017

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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

Human Lezzipede by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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