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WOW! You encountered a wild lennipede! Only great people and friends see this rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this to them; It is a sign of great fortune and luck!

lennipede by hype train January 23, 2017

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Lennied

Getting so shit faced that you end up with no money in your bank account, 300$ concert tickets, a thong hanging above your bed and no memory of the night before.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got so wasted last night and now I cant find my car."

Guy 2:"You were Fuckin Lennied dude!"

Lennied by Katieaimee January 13, 2009

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lennipede • Lennied • lenniveve • Human Lezzipede

lenniveve

A beautifull woman that makes a great mother. Verry strict with order. Might pick I d little weight over years. You might regret meeting her but later you'll be surprised what she does for you.

She is the bestest sweetest person you know. Till she's your mother....
And I bet she's being the best she can be.
Frank:Isn't that, that strict woman from the other day!
Jermy:Yeah, she's a total Lenniveve.

lenniveve by KatyaDedekind March 10, 2017

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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

Human Lezzipede by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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