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Getting so shit faced that you end up with no money in your bank account, 300$ concert tickets, a thong hanging above your bed and no memory of the night before.
Guy 1: "Dude, I got so wasted last night and now I cant find my car."

Guy 2:"You were Fuckin Lennied dude!"
Lennied by Katieaimee January 13, 2009
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Lennie Smalls 

1.) Mildly retarded character from John Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men".

2.) A term used to describe someone who is unusually large and/or slow.

Person one: So Richard tells me you hired Lennie Smalls at the bar

Person two: Naw, don't talk that way he's a hard worker.
Lennie Smalls by Diggory17 March 1, 2009
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WOW! You encountered a wild lennipede! Only great people and friends see this rare creature! If you know a great friend, send this to them; It is a sign of great fortune and luck!
lennipede by hype train January 23, 2017
To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.
I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!
Lonnied by TMANN69 November 28, 2011

Lenni /Lennies 

As in Millennial or Millennials

Mil-Lenni-al

A dirogitory word user to describe a millennial when that person does something retarded.
Lenni /Lennies: a millennial or multiple Millennials doing something retarded.

Mike: "HOLY SHIT! Did you see that kid just get hit by that car?"

Chris: " Yup, he was staring at his cell phone trying to catch a Pokemon ."

Mike: " What a fucking Lenni."

Chris: " Fucking Lennies ."
verb-(to lennie someone) To euthanize someone on grounds of their retardation by shooting them in the back of the head. (comes from Lennie of John Stienbeck's "Of Mice and Men"). Often done while discussing unattainable dreams of a rabbit farm that symbolizes the American Dream and protection from the cruelties of the world.
Retard: This completely ruins the entire concept of Lost, seeing as it is a drama, not a comedy.

Society: Oh fuck...we're going to have lennie him.
lennie by georgetoyou April 20, 2009
A guy of tremendous size who suffers from mental retardation, he has a sexual fantasy of "tending the rabbits" which possible means living the american dream, his best friend's name is George. The world Lennie is also a derogatory term which refers to the murder of your best friend on grounds of their retardation and because they have killed a puppy and a women because he bet them both to hard and broke their necks. The term and person is derived from the novel by John Steinbeck's of "Mice and Men" about two laborers in California's Salinas Valley who end up in a world of shit and end up shooting each other.
Kyle:Wow can you believe George shot Lennie in the head!
Connor: Oh shit!

Lennie: I don't get to tend no rabbits if I get in any trouble.
George: Lennie will you shut up and look towards the river and close your eyes.
Lennie: For what Geor_?
BANG
George: HEADSHOT!
Lennie by Themanthelegendthehab October 1, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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