lemonged

'monged off the lemon'

word used to describe the state of mind after smoking a fat spliff of high grade lemon haze.

im f##king lemonged!

by choppaa89 March 24, 2010

Don Lemoned

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.

That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.

by anonymous February 14, 2021

lemongod

The one they call lemongod is the all mighty and gets no hoes but funny as hell but never gets outside.

Man that Lemongod guy is the Goat

by ThyMansJewStine March 22, 2017

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021

lemoned

another term for being very drunk

"fucking hell, i got absolutely lemoned last night"

by Eden Dunn June 16, 2008

Lemongello

A given name meaning your butt is the widest part of your body

The sibling of Orangello

"Hey Lemongello!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003