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monstrodka-lemonodka 

A thirst quenching alcoholic juice drank in huge quantities on Friday and Saturday and sometimes on Sunday. Monstrodka-lemonodka consists of 2.5 large shots of vodka in a pint glass half filled with ice and topped with Monster Zero or Monster Ultra, the white one, and sometimes the orange one and, most importantly, with a large lemonade top.

If you do not get the measurements of monstrodka-lemonodka right or the ratio of juice to ice, you will be banished back into the kitchen to make monstrodka-lemonodka from scratch until you get it right.
There are a few variations on the classic Monstrodka-lemonodka. Most popular ones include Liltotka-lemonodka (if you've ran out of monster), Monstrodka-spritetodka (if you've ran out of lemonade), Fantotka-lemonodka (not recommended).
" Hey it's Friday, it's Monstrodka-lemonodka time".

"I will have one Monstrodka-lemonodka please".
"This Monstrodka-lemonodka is kicking my arse right now!"

Lemon god 

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns πŸ˜‚
People clout chase him but he clout chases people πŸ€”
Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god
Lemon god by Joshua keye August 27, 2018

lemonged 

'monged off the lemon'

word used to describe the state of mind after smoking a fat spliff of high grade lemon haze.
im f##king lemonged!
lemonged by choppaa89 March 24, 2010

lemondodger 

he's a creep, he's a weirdo what the hell is he doing here
did you hear about the lemondodger
lemondodger by twntyfore December 27, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026