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lemon game 

A sexual game usaully played by horny high school students.

-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-

boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle

actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked

girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's

bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt

(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)

-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.

1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt

haha yeah like i said some make NO sense

but it's a fun game

lemon game by haileighxbby December 3, 2007

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