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lemon game 

A sexual game usaully played by horny high school students.

-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-

boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle

actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked

girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's

bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt

(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)

-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.

1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt

haha yeah like i said some make NO sense

but it's a fun game

lemon game by haileighxbby December 3, 2007

Lemongate 

A series of comical yet painful events that occurred in October 2007 at a Boston-based company in which too many opinions contributed to a clusterfuck of monumental proportions.
All he could do was shake his head and laugh in remembrance of Lemongate.
Lemongate by Rhubarbsio November 16, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026