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lemon frosty

When you are in sexual intercourse with your partner and you jizz all over their face and then you let your bladder go and piss all over their face! It is optional if you are using some whipcream in the process to rub it on their face to add a little flavor so you can enjoy this treat even more when you eat it with a spoon to enjoy this kinky and delicious treat.
Edward: Oh my god, last night me and Tom had such a good time, While he was giving me my hot blow job, he couldn't hold his jizz much longer so he did it all over my face and then some reason he pissed on my face. I had whipped cream on my penis because I couldn't afford lube so I added it to the thing, it was the best lemon frosty I ever had. It was even better because I ate it with my favorite big bird spoon that I got from my Capn' Crunch cereal in which burned the roof of my mouth, the lemon frosty fixed the burn though, its amazing!
Ron: Dang!! Next time you really need to invite me it sounds so delicious and kinky.
by Mcpooopypeeface April 2, 2008
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Frosty Lemon

When a person freezes urine in a condom and proceeds to use it as a makeshift dildo.
"I heard you and Sarah have been spicing up the bedroom?"

"Yeah we did a frosty lemon yesterday. She says it was great!"
by McSHMOKE September 18, 2025
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Lemon Frosting

A Lemon frosting is a type of donut from “Dunkin Donuts”. They are only boight and consumer by virgins who will never have anything close to a sexual encounter in their lifetime.
Person 1: What donut did Louis Get?

Person 2: He got a Virgin Donut.

Person 1: What’s that?

Person 2: It’s a Lemon Frosting.
by umm im literally a minor January 29, 2022
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