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Legit Shit 

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.
Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.
Legit Shit by B-Fergy May 27, 2009
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Legit for Shit 

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.
1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!
Legit for Shit by footnote58 October 24, 2010

Shit legit 

This phrase has the same meaning as the phrase "for reals" or "true shit". The person on the receiving end of this phrase would if true respond with Legit shit. However if the answer is negative the response would most likely be Shit ain't legit.
Dude #1 : Dude I kicked Browser's ass so badly yesterday in Mario on the 64.

Dude #2 : Shit legit?

Dude #1 : Legit SHIT.
Shit legit by Cyn123 March 26, 2014

legit as shit 

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.
Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!
legit as shit by elosbast October 14, 2006

Make that shit legit 

Guy A: That girl is so fly. Imma get up in dat.

Guy B: Make that shit legit, son!
Make that shit legit by C.R.McK August 1, 2007

Too Legit To Shit 

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Too Legit To Shit by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012

Shit or Legit 

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.
Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.
Shit or Legit by Mister Christ December 5, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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