Legit Shit 

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.

Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.

Legit Shit by B-Fergy May 27, 2009

Legit for Shit 

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.

1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!

Legit for Shit by footnote58 October 24, 2010

Shit legit 

This phrase has the same meaning as the phrase "for reals" or "true shit". The person on the receiving end of this phrase would if true respond with Legit shit. However if the answer is negative the response would most likely be Shit ain't legit.

Dude #1 : Dude I kicked Browser's ass so badly yesterday in Mario on the 64.

Dude #2 : Shit legit?

Dude #1 : Legit SHIT.

Shit legit by Cyn123 March 26, 2014

legit as shit 

being incredibly amazing or cool. the epitome of awesomeness or legitity.

Jimby, Im legit as shit; Mate, Im smart as fuck!

legit as shit by elosbast October 14, 2006

Make that shit legit 

Make it happen. To complete a task.

Guy A: That girl is so fly. Imma get up in dat.

Guy B: Make that shit legit, son!

Make that shit legit by C.R.McK August 1, 2007

Too Legit To Shit 

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.

Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.

Too Legit To Shit by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012

Shit or Legit 

The act of questioning whether something is true or not.

Dude 1: Did you hear Charlene made out with Josh after sucking Bryan's dick?
Dude 2: Woah. I dunno if that's shit or legit, dude.

Shit or Legit by Mister Christ December 5, 2010