Definitions by Harrymarrymo
Quim Quavers
When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.
Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.
Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.
Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.
Quim Quavers by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012
Too Legit To Shit
When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
Too Legit To Shit by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012