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leg spreading

What the term "manspreading" should have been.

When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.
Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.

Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.
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leg spreading 101

Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
by the Walt February 20, 2005
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Lezspreading

Manspreading, except the action is done by a lesbian, so it's hot
Did you see the way Kate McKinnon was sitting in that jumpsuit? She was totally lezspreading!
by somanymemes January 20, 2018
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