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lee hotti 

Douchebags that strive for the "Carmine Gotti" look. Strictly male, they wish they were part of the Italian mob-scene, although most of the time they aren't even Italian. They make up for this by wearing fake designer clothing, and sporting tanning-booth or sunless tans. They follow the same criteria, so they're easy to spot, though sometimes they can be mistaken for girls.

1)They all have spiked hair, usually bleached. Hats are not uncommon.
2)They generally wear the same kinds of clothes... long-sleeved dress shirts or polos with a popped collar. Fake bling or designer knock-off accessories are often used.
3)They show no expression in any photographs.
4)They often wear makeup.
5)They are usually engaged in some sort of homoerotic pose or activity.
That lee hotti over there is licking that other guy's face... I need to gouge my eyes out.

leehotti.com is full of douchebags.
lee hotti by zomgpalmface December 15, 2008
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016