A totally cool person that is irritating but sweet mostly. A friend, a brother, and a enemy all at once yet you still love him for who he is. He makes you smile,laugh, and cry. In every situation he's there for you. He never lets you down.... He's a true friend
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).