lectora 

an amazing person. one who is funny, funny, funny, and funny. sometimes a little crazy, and also has random outbursts of laughter and random sayings.

person 1 - heyy!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha

person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!

person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!

lectora by lectora February 9, 2008

D Lector

An EXCEPTIONAL rapper from Connecticut. He raps about the following: depression, weed, struggles, life, real shit. He owns a recording studio in Stratford, CT. Some mixtapes he has are Growing Pains, Pipe Dreams, Danimal Rising, Silence the Lames, etc. Dr. Lector has worked with artists such as Chris Webby, Nikki Fresh, Daniel Zavaro, Timbuck, Ryan Z., Billy Beats, Jitta On The Track, Megan Aviles, etc. He currently has a wife and a newborn son. He strongly appreciates and interacts with his few thousand fans (called Maniacs, or Ladiacs-for females). I suggest you follow him on twitter and check out his music. He will not disappoint. @DLector

"I'm sick of being picked on, I'm tired of being treated poorly, sometimes I wish you fucking people would ignore me. I get it, I don't fit in. I haven't since the beginning. Imagine, imagine, imagine what I could have been if I applied myself, never did though." -Switch Shoes feat. Megan Aviles (On the mixtape "Growing Pains") by D Lector

D Lector by whatsadfjlka February 13, 2013

lectra 

A girl that’s hotter, sexier, and nicer than anyone or anything to ever walk this world. She can make you fall in love with her by just looking at you. Hands down the best thing to ever happen to this world.

Damn lectra is hot as fuck.

lectra by Da fuckin plug May 20, 2018

caveat lector 

(LATIN) "let the reader beware"

Abu Yahya is a brilliant writer and exceptionally good-looking. He's thoughtful and detail-oriented, and gives a good foot-rub.

CAVEAT LECTOR: I am Abu Yahya.

caveat lector by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010

lecturant

(also. Lecture-Rant, pronounced Lektcha-rant) An angry lecture that may have an accusatory undertone. A lecture-style scripted performance in which the lecturer consciously speaks truth to power and ignores codes of civility. The word was first introduced at Davidson College (North Carolina) in an event sponsored by the Middle East North Africa Student Association (MENASA).

It wasn't a lecture. It wasn't rant. It was a lecturant.
Perhaps what we need in this postmodern ineptitude is less lectures and more lecturants.
I won't be the subject of your lecturant.
(as a verb) I won't be silent as you lecturant your way out of this mess.
(as a verb) Don't lecturant me.

lecturant by Professorial X April 2, 2015

Lectorial 

Pertaining to lecture, the condition of being like a lecture, preachy, unilateral, authoritative, condescending.

That book/essay/speech had a lectorial tone that limited its wider appeal.

Lectorial by Innomen July 7, 2011

lector

A word for not cool. Gay, retarded, dumb, fucked up, ect.

dude just shits in your dressor
"Thats some fuckin lector shit man!"

lector by Dan ricky p May 26, 2008