lazyfat 

adj. Proud to be resistant to work.

1. "Stop being lazyfat and go take out the garbage," mom always said.

2. Be all the lazyfat you can be by having the pizza delivered to you.

3. If you're lazyfat and you know it, don't raise your hand.

lazyfat by agetro March 28, 2004

lazyfat 

laziness whereby you bring three beers from the fridge to the couch, so you don't have to get up again for awhile. And you hold your bladder till it just hurts and it's a commercial, but maximize your time up by having a cigarette, too.

Keith: Alicia will you get me a beer?
Alicia: Hell no, biatch, I'm lazyfat plus I've still got two here and you can't have one. Now pass me the bowl, punk.
Keith: Yes ma'am.
Alicia: And the cookies.

lazyfat by Keith David April 4, 2004

lazyvator 

When someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. This is called taking the lazyvator. Usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.

Raj: "I am so annoyed- I was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the basement, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"

lazyvator by schmuckaneers March 17, 2009

lazymattman 

Lazymattman is one of if not the best Isaac YouTuber ever
He always trys his best in posting videos everyday
He appreciates and reads each and every comment in the comment section (which you don't that often nowadays)

If you have never seen his content before you should because he his the best and will do his hardest just to make funny and entertaining videos

If you haven't already check out lazymattman because you might like him as much as I do

lazymattman by Mr.nonumbers August 23, 2023

lazybating 

The act of masturbating only after release you were to lazy to clean yourself up.

guy: I love lazybating.

other guy: What's that?

guy: When my hand fucks my dick and I spooge all over myself but just go to sleep afterwards because i'm to lazy to clean myself up.

other guy: Oh.... I don't think many people do that. Ever.

lazybating by special salty sauce October 28, 2010

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

lazy fat fuck by Mark August 6, 2004

Lazyfatasscat

A Lazy, Fat Ass, Cat.
Often used to describe a feline animal; or, if you live in the 60s, a chud human being.

" My lazyfatasscat was laying on my phone and I couldn't find it."

Lazyfatasscat by Ember_088 October 10, 2026