The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).