lazy cunt 

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit

oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT

lazy cunt by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

lazy cunt 

1. Used as a derogatory term referring to someone who is lethargic

2. Used in a sarcastic or jocular manner describing a person displaying idle tendencies

1. Hurry up and bring me that piece of wood, you fucking lazy cunt!!!

2. Mate, just stop watching the tv so we can get ready and hit the clubs, you lazy cunt

lazy cunt by tonymoverseas December 30, 2006

Lazy cunt 

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.

The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"

Lazy cunt by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014

Lazy Cunt 

A person who cant get their ass out of their parents basement to do anything productive or get a legit job that pays them money and instead, spends that time jerking off, watching porn and playing so much video games and never going to sleep.

Parents: Why is this Lazy Cunt still in our house and he is 39 years old, he needs to actually obtain a real job.

Lazy Cunt by iMmA_rAgE_qUiT7727 April 24, 2020

Lazy Cunt 

A big shit talking cunt who does absolute Fuck all except talk shit and act like a movie star.

Hey Mate, can you help us finish all this work? We need to produce a result in the morning!

Nah, I'll just do a visual!

Lazy Cunt!

Lazy Cunt by B.Colombet September 25, 2023

lazy cunt tax 

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)

I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.

lazy cunt tax by John Laricat April 25, 2008

Lazycunteritus 

This disease is of those who are so lazy that even if there life or the life of a loved one was at risk they would still just sit there. Signs of this disease are the constant use of the phrase "I can't be arsed".

You have lazycunteritus if you don't become more active you could become a couch potato or possibly disable yourself.

Lazycunteritus by aerecords August 2, 2011