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lazer blaze 

getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.
mohawk:i got a bunch of weed man
metalhead:lets get a couple rockstars and get lazer blazed!
lazer blaze by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009
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laser blaze 

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show
Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze
laser blaze by Mirujuana January 13, 2013

Blaze and Laze

To get super stoned before bed.

The opposite of a wake and bake.
After work I like to Blaze and Laze.

I hate when my Wake and Bake turns to a Blaze and Laze.
Blaze and Laze by solarine October 27, 2010

Lazerblazer 

When you piss on the floor with a boner
"If MCG bans me one more time, I'm gonna go Lazerblazer their venue!"
Lazerblazer by SamShiiv July 1, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026