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A misspelled version of laser. Usually fired from mouths.
ima chargin mah laz0r!
laz0r by Zy July 24, 2007
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P3nis Laz0r 

Penis Lazor A Long Bright Lazor That Shoots Out Of A Males Penis During an Aha! Moment.
"OMG HIS P3nis Laz0r IS SOO BRIGHT IT BURNS MY EYES!"
P3nis Laz0r by tbone2wenty3 May 7, 2009
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Lazarbeam 

Bloody legend
Lazarbeam is a bloody legend
Lazarbeam by Djdnidmfdm October 7, 2018

Lazarbeam 

A BLOODY FUCKING LEGEND WITH ANOTHER FUCKING LEGENDARY DOG CALLED WILLEH. TRUE BLUE AUSTRALIA. HE WILL FUCK YOU HATER CUNTS UP.
Here comes the legend himself, the one, the only, LAZARBEAM!
Lazarbeam by ARANDOMKIDNAMEDFINN October 3, 2018

Code Lazar 

The code you should use, you use said code by going to the bottom right hand corner of the Fortnite item shop, then clicking on the Support a Creator button, then typing in Lazar, make sure you spell it with two a's, if not thats not the right code!!!!!!
Loser: yeah I use code muselk
Bloody Legend: we'll I use code lazar, and you should two
Code Lazar by CrispyZ April 29, 2019

Lazaro Jr. Ramos 

Lazaro Jr. Ramos

Philippines -based songwriter and musician Lazaro Jr. is well known. for his works and music produced. By simply making music he is able to express his thoughts. He produced his own music and made his own music label such as Lazaro Jr. Music.

One of Lazaro Jr. Ramos music.supported by those who know him are Kakaba - Kaba, Doña Senorita, Maladaptive Mind, Spanish Bread and many others the genre that is usually pop. He also performed at a festival in his hometown and sang one of the musics he made.

His songs are also available on various international platforms such as iTunes, Spotify, Amazon Music and a slew of international platforms like Deezer, Tidal, Boomplay, JioSaavn and Lazaro Jr. Ramos' music is also available on YouTube.

Lazaro is a Hebrew boy's name, and the meaning of Lazaro is "God is my help."
Lazaro Jr. Ramos

Lazaro is a Hebrew boy's name, and the meaning of Lazaro is "God is my help."
Lazaro Jr. Ramos by Lazaro Jr. April 11, 2022

lazarbeam 

The best youtuber in the world. He is a sellout. He is austalian
Lazarbeam is my favorite youtuber
lazarbeam by Boss The Noob December 1, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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