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A slutty female that will fuck anything and everything lacrosse and hangs out with the Lax Bros.
These girls are obsessed with no-strings-attatched sex with lax players.
They like to smoke weed, drink beer, and be bitches to anyone not in their group.
The love to act bad ass (but are usually harmless unless they gang up and attack you) ((these attacks often happen on facebook or through texts))
They love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
lax hoe by laxinyooooo April 24, 2010
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Girl lacrosse players.

Sometimes attractive and most of the time slutty, but this is a case by case basis because sometimes you get a random huge softball-type player. (EEK!)
Dude1:Abby loves to get fucked up and play lacrosse.

Dude2:Shes a laxhoe fosho
laxhoe by Fack up Twice April 2, 2009
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