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Law and Order 

An extremely awesome show on NBC and TNT that revolves around New York City homicide detectives catching criminals and prosecutors sending them to prison. Unlike shows like CSI where police procedure is all done by one group, Law and Order is more realistic, as the detectives rely on separate forensic and crime scene units as well as investigating the crime themselves.

Law and Order has been on the air since 1990 and has spawned several spin-offs, including Law and Order: SVU and Law and Order: Criminal Intent. However, only the original featured Lennie Briscoe, possibly the baddest motherfucker on the planet.
Every Law and Order episode begins with the following opener: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
Law and Order by NRE September 20, 2007

Law and Order 

the general population’s education on legal cases and murder. Also a tv show that you will accidentally spend 6 hours watching instead of doing productive things.
Woman 1: I spend too much time watching law and order!
Woman 2: In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime, and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are there stories. DUN DUN
Law and Order by Muffintime420_03 October 30, 2019

Law and Order 

A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!
Law and Order by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010

Law And Order 

Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.

Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.
Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.
Law And Order by Katy B. November 25, 2006

Law And Order 

a show about crimes
hey man, do you watch Law And Order
Law And Order by UrbanAmbush April 27, 2025

Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.
I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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