Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of

1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

by Lautenschlager OUT March 21, 2009

Lautenschlagered

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.

I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

by Lautenschlagered June 16, 2018