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dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010
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Pussy Lassoed 

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.
He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
Pussy Lassoed by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011

Lasshole 

Someone who thinks they're the greatest but is a dud. Has a hard time deciding what color underwear to put on. Has a harder time differentiating whether they're just an asshole or homosexual which is accepted in most parts of the world today.
example : to lash out ; be upset about something
example : put name here is being an asshole today
example : tally called logan an asshole for making molly cry
example : logan was an asshole in so many ways but kind in a few which makes him a lasshole

lasshole is an asshole
lasshole can be surprisingly kind
lasshole is a closet homosexual
Lasshole by SGT.UNsweet January 30, 2008

Lasshole 

A female asshole or nasty lass.
That bitch can be a real lasshole.
Lasshole by Genith of Nolana October 25, 2013

pussy lassoed 

immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.
Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.

Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.

Lasshole 

Term for an individual who is a "Little Asshole" Mostly referring to people who are extremely annoying and a youngster. People who an be classified as a lasshole are usually compeltely dickish and arrogant.
Dude, Shawn's little brother is suuuuch a Lasshole! Really can't stand him.
Lasshole by mad1987 August 14, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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