Lassoed 

The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.

He said he was coming and afk'd, I guess he got lassoed by his lass.

Lassoed by george st khan April 27, 2021

dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Pussy Lassoed 

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped

Pussy Lassoed by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011

pussy lassoed 

immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.

Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.

Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.

pussy lassoed by jackie norris & rachel baxter December 1, 2009

lassonde

An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck

I hear she didn't give you head?
Yeah man fucking lassonde

lassonde by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017

Lassedes

A Mercedes enjoyer who frequently enjoys a non caloric soda

Yo dawg have you seen Lassedes
Yes he is in the pool in his Mercedes

Lassedes by eyyyoo12345678910 April 22, 2022