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dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Pussy Lassoed 

The stage before being full-on pussy whipped.
He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
Pussy Lassoed by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011

pussy lassoed 

immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.
Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.

Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck
I hear she didn't give you head?
Yeah man fucking lassonde
lassonde by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017
A Mercedes enjoyer who frequently enjoys a non caloric soda
Yo dawg have you seen Lassedes
Yes he is in the pool in his Mercedes
Lassedes by eyyyoo12345678910 April 22, 2022
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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