Lassoed
The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.
Lassoed by george st khan April 27, 2021
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dick-lassoed
The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010
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Pussy Lassoed
He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
Pussy Lassoed by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011
pussy lassoed
immediately drawn to a woman as if a rope shot out of her vagina lassoing you. the first step to being whipped. i. e pussy whipped.
Jackie was pussy lassoed as soon as Tiffany walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
Jack was pussy lassoed as soon as Allyssa walked by.
pussy lassoed by jackie norris & rachel baxter December 1, 2009
lassonde
An exclamattion for anything wrong in the world; used as a dorgotory term meaning generally bad; commonly preceded by fuck
lassonde by Applesorangestopears August 28, 2017
Lassedes
Lassedes by eyyyoo12345678910 April 22, 2022
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