larry bird

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!

by J Bodanac May 04, 2006

Larry Bird

Best shooter in the NBA history. Played in the NBA for 13 years with the Boston Celtics. He won the first ever 3 point shootout contest in the all stars weekend and repeated it 2 more times for 3 titles. One of the best Basketball players in the NBA history and won the NBA MVP award in 1984, 1985, and 1986.

Larry Bird is the best shooter ever

by Sagzag June 30, 2004

Larry Bird

1.Pretty much the Micheal Jordan for white boys.

2. One of the best in Players in Basketball history.

John: We don't do it like Mike, we do it like Larry.
Shawn: Niggah stop playin, Larry Bird can't beat MJ.

by RicoSwavey June 12, 2009

Larry Bird

He shot the basketball for our sin of rooting for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

On April 15, 1979 Larry Bird resurrected the game of basketball.

by 33sirhc January 25, 2004

Larry Bird

The act of jumping at most, 5 inches in the air during a basketball game.

That guy has serious skills. He can do the Larry Bird with ease.

by SploogeMaster July 21, 2012

A Larry Bird

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.

by JJ Milla April 20, 2019

Larry Bird

Slang for When a gun has 33 rounds in it and larry bird wore number 33 so its called “dha larry bird”

“I gotta Larry on me” “I got that larry bird on me”

by S.I.O 3300 August 27, 2020