lardling

A morbidly obese child.

The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain.

by Bobenstein August 28, 2005

Lardling

Lard - meaning poop/shit | Ling - ending of word meaning small

Lardling - Little piece of shit

You are a fucking Lardling

by Mr.Smooth2 June 4, 2023

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

ladling

Kinky spooning

Person 1: Aw dude I totally ladled with her last night
Person 2: Super sweet man, ladling is the bees knees

by CoolBeans34 March 22, 2011

ladling

The dominant alpha male straightens his upper extremities and curls his legs in a manner that resembles a ladle. The delicate beta female curls herself into ball and fits perfectly into the males legs, like a lock in a fucking key....or a matza ball in a fucking ladle. That, my dimwitted friends, is ladling...'nuff said

Ladling is fun
Ladling is common
Ladling is the greatest

by The WOOOOSH January 22, 2013

ladling

Spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not.

Hey Jennie, what's up with Margie ladling Steve at the company retreat? She was totally giving him the four on the floor reacharound.

by bartlebee November 18, 2005

ladling

The act of playing with droopy balls with a ladle. The balls and ladle should be warm, so they they droop as much as possible.

I really enjoy ladling balls

by PuffballAG December 22, 2009