Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Lampeter

1. A rainy place.
2. A place full of Welsh people.
3. Something boring.
4. Where the original, live-action Meg Griffin lives.
5. MedSoc... yeah.
6. A Soviet place where the pipe walk YOU.
7. The birthplace of the "Language of Heaven" (Welsh).
8. A good place to study Classics at.
9. Home of the butterfaces.

"Oh, it's raining!"
"And that's Lampeter for you..."

"So, plans for the night?"
"..."

"So, how was MedSoc today?"
"We had to quit mid-session, because of the rain."

"OMG the sun's out. The gods are angry!!!"

Lampeter by trust-no-1 November 14, 2009

Bag Lapper 

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

Lappe 

The act of pouring beef au jus on a woman's vagina and catching it with your tongue.

Damn, that bitch had some beef curtains, so I give her the lappe.

Lappe by Paulycfg July 2, 2022

ass lapper 

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

ass lapper by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006

Zetus Lapetus 

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.

Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"

Zetus Lapetus by Sin Minor July 30, 2010

Female Lapper 

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.

Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.

Female Lapper by Buttons February 16, 2005