Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.

Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.

Lap Dancing by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013

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lap danceing

When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest

People love lap danceing

lap danceing by mmmmmm tats good December 1, 2014

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Lap Dancing • lap danceing • Louis "Lapdancing" Gray • lap • lap dance • lap dog • lap ham • lap job • Lap sitting month • Lap Hog

Louis "Lapdancing" Gray

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*

US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."

Louis "Lapdancing" Gray by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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