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Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.
Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.
Lap Dancing by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013
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lap danceing

When a girl does sexy moves on a guys lap and the guy loves it the girl stuffs her ass in his face and he falls over and she sits on his chest
People love lap danceing
lap danceing by mmmmmm tats good December 1, 2014

Louis "Lapdancing" Gray 

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*
US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026