lap cock

Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".

Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"

by Ryck Boweman March 8, 2014

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018