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Lap Cock
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When a man
spreads
his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg
getting caught
inside his
thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend
:
What is it
john.
John:
I just
'Lap Cocked' My willy!
by
Deadomens
June 5, 2018
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