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ladywood 

1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.
1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)
ladywood by HMB February 10, 2004
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ladywood 

Upon seeing that new sports car, she says "Oh my, its giving me LadyWood."
ladywood by Taylor CHurches January 8, 2008
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Ladywood 

1) Total sexual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for sex as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) Woman boner, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s “got to roll”.
Girlfriend, I got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to get home, now.
Ladywood by Phat$hady May 9, 2018

ladywood 

A crappy place i visited in Birmingham, England which is full of druggys and gangs of theives...
<Person one> Comin to ladywood?

<Person two> I wish to live thank you very much..
(Even clothes get robbed)
ladywood by Daniel jajaraja June 28, 2005

Ladywood 

A state of extreme excitement brought on by the sight, taste, sound or thought of something uber-gay.
JOSH: Girl, did you taste that Quiche George at brunch?

TOM: Hell yes! I totally got a ladywood!
Ladywood by Matt8008 March 25, 2010

Lady Wood 

The much fabled female erection, oft times intangible but, on occasion, noticeable through a marginal swelling of the labia.
Wow Daniel, your seductive tone sure gives me lady wood... just look at these swollen flaps!
Lady Wood by DElmon September 14, 2010

landywood 

A shit hole in the Walsall post code area WS6 known for it’s stabbings, drug dealing and a few lads who think they’re hard because they got away in bricking a window in
Dave: Let’s go landywood? Keith: Nah bro I don’t wanna get my windows bricked in
landywood by Brad Jukes February 24, 2020