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1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.
1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)
by HMB February 10, 2004
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The much fabled female erection, oft times intangible but, on occasion, noticeable through a marginal swelling of the labia.
Wow Daniel, your seductive tone sure gives me lady wood... just look at these swollen flaps!
by DElmon September 13, 2010
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1) Total sexual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for sex as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) Woman boner, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s β€œgot to roll”.
Girlfriend, I got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to get home, now.
by Phat$hady May 09, 2018
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A crappy place i visited in Birmingham, England which is full of druggys and gangs of theives...
<Person one> Comin to ladywood?

<Person two> I wish to live thank you very much..
(Even clothes get robbed)
by Daniel jajaraja June 18, 2005
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When a woman gets turned on by another woman or a gay man
Oh my god! Chyna is so HOT! She gives me lady wood all the time!
by sizlutchyna May 27, 2005
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A state of extreme excitement brought on by the sight, taste, sound or thought of something uber-gay.
JOSH: Girl, did you taste that Quiche George at brunch?

TOM: Hell yes! I totally got a ladywood!
by Matt8008 March 25, 2010
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