land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Landsharking 

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

Landsharking by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.

Look out bro, my cat is landsharking

Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025