land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006

Landsharking 

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

Landsharking by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Landsharking

When a cat moves along the floor by dragging itself using the floor or other objects, instead of using...well, their feet.

Look out bro, my cat is landsharking

Landsharking by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008