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land oyster

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008
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land oyster

a fart
Who stepped on a land oyster
by Stubbs July 14, 2003
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Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter
Carrie smells like a land oyster
by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019
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