land oyster 

A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down

Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*

land oyster by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008

Land Oyster 

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

Land Oyster by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

land oyster 

a fart

Who stepped on a land oyster

land oyster by Stubbs July 14, 2003

Land Oyster

While the "Land Oyster" can be known and used as a Noun or a verb in the exact same context, its origins take us back to the start of the new millenium in Melbourne, Australia.. the, at the time.. common land oyster was in its prime,. and absolute ingenius, free, sustainable and eco friendly solution to the pressing issue, for early teens getting harassed by transit police, unstable train station staff and other affiliate adults. being an aussie 1-13 year old, when dealing with these degenrate creatures, (after unwarrented provocation the urge almost, necessity to spit on them.. but hocking up a decent lugie was to noisey, as was a normal spitting action with force.. but some knz kids had worked out, if you cup your hand, gather all your mouth saliva together.. load it into your hand, then with like a horizontal over arm elbow spun hand flick (almost like a 'spinner' in cricket... but instead of releasing a cricket ball to a batsmen, you are silently covering the intended victim in what looks like, moves like and quite cleverly named a "Land Oyster" They were prevalent on the victims back , there was fully automatic skills, all sorts.. and there was no inbetween, victims either had a single oyster, or and entire cult that they were unaware of..

"oi there's that dog jack that pulled me off the train last week, im gunna follow him for a bit and give him a few land oysters..

Land Oyster by RIPknotz March 16, 2026

oysters of the land 

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.

"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.

oysters of the land by The_ALCH November 25, 2023