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A disease you get from eating too much bacon.
Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"
lakons by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014
Words you can keep
A very cool down to earth dude. Great sense of humor. Never speaks of your secrets. Very open and someone everyone loves and wants to be around. Easy to fall in love with yet hard to get over.
I can tell Lafonso anything and trust him with my life not to tell!
Lafonso by ILoveWaffleHouse March 21, 2009
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Lamonster 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time in Lamont library at Harvard University.
I've spent the past three nights in Lamont. I'm becoming a total Lamonster!
Lamonster by MaddB October 4, 2010

Sophia Lakos 

A Sophia Lakos is the nicest, prettiest and most genuine person you will ever meet. A Sophia Lakos is a pretty brunette with green eyes and great eyebrow game but is a puck bunny and puck slut in every way. She refuses to touch any guy that doesn't have a hockey bod. she is really nice but has an extreme fetish for hockey skates when in the sack. Her friends call her a cougar but that shouldn't stop you from being her friend because she is great. She is an amazing person and friend and she is super hot and pretty.
wow that girl is such a puckslut but she is so pretty she must be a Sophia Lakos

OH god, how can someone be that hot and pretty and nice? she must be a Sophia Lakos

Damn that girl was OBSESSED with my skates int the sack. I didn't know her name but she has to be a Sophia lakos
Sophia Lakos by 80yearsold September 29, 2018
One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!
Lamons by Distasio9 November 28, 2009
The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.
i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!
lamons by lamons.wife November 29, 2009

Lakenskrekk 

The word lakenskrekk is a norwegian way of saying that you don't want to go to bed yet.
It's better to party all night long!
Drunk guy #1: Hey, maybe we should go to *hic* bed.
Drunk guy #2: No way man, tonight I have lakenskrekk!
Lakenskrekk by Pinng April 16, 2015
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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