lakons

A disease you get from eating too much bacon.

Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"

by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014

Lakoning

When one is mean or sometimes abusive to his/her significant other

“Woman! Bring me my sandwich!”
“Stop lakoning me!!!”

by Austin Stansell August 7, 2020