Lake People
(n) Genome of homo ertectus, typically thriving in the Midwest of the United States, can usually be distinguished by their lack of/ yellowing of teeth, sporadic covering with meaningless tattoos, and minimal clothing (see Wife Beater, Cut off shirt). Can be found in trailer parks, walmarts, and local lake “beaches”, usually driving a Ford passenger vehicle (town car, crown Victoria, mustang, etc.) although typically claiming to be part of white supremacy gangs, will be blaring rap music/ Lil Nas X over blown out speakers and subwoofers. Diet consists of ramen noodles, totinos pizzas, and Monster energy drinks. Most smoke 100mm light cigarettes and flick the still burning butt with no regard to surroundings(in the water, on the road, into dry brush pile). And of course, if not slamming Monsters, can be found in the wild with a light beer in hand.
I wanted to go fish the creek this Memorial Day weekend, but it is infected with fucking lake people!
I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!
I went to Walmart to get some tackle for this weekend and spent 15 minutes in line behind a flock of fucking lake people buying Monsters on their EBT cards!
Lake People by KrayTom May 26, 2019