Lake Monster 

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

Lake Monster by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

Lake Erie Monster 

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.

Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!

Lake Erie Monster by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Lake Erie Monster 

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.

Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).

Lake Erie Monster by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011