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to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .
“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”
lagging by mari.divine September 9, 2018

Earth Lagging 

Mean's you are behind in human society.
Earth Lagging by TCo[R] September 14, 2020
When someone is taking hecka long. or when someone is slow.
victor: hey come and pick me up, but dont be lagging like u always do.
Lagging by RawR_Monster March 27, 2010
An excuse scrubs use when they die in PUBG or any other game because they suck
I was lagging, that's why I missed him by a fucking mile
Lagging by BigJP21 January 20, 2018

Nut Lagging 

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.
As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.
Nut Lagging by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

im lagging 

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game
“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”
im lagging by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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