Lag monster 

A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets

Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...

Lag monster by Homoriffic December 13, 2006

lag monster 

A car whos turbo charger is sooo big and is pushing out soo much boost, takes off at a set of lights for a race and only after the vehicle has passed through the intersection does it accually accelerate at a rapid rate of speed. Usual out comes are un-controlable sliding and wheel spin.

When Allan was challenged by a pussy whipped Nissan at a set of lights in his RX7, the nissan driver thought he had an easy win when he was first through the intersection until the Lag Monster of Allans flew past him Once he hit 4400rpm!!!

lag monster by Jotg September 24, 2008

Lag Monster 

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

Lag Monster by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022

Lamonster 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time in Lamont library at Harvard University.

I've spent the past three nights in Lamont. I'm becoming a total Lamonster!

Lamonster by MaddB October 4, 2010

LagMonster 

Someone that is lagging so hardcore on Xbox LIVE.

"He's lagging everywhere I can't even fucking shoot him."
"Fix your K-Mart connection LagMonster."

LagMonster by GodDamnNigger August 12, 2009