ladyrection

What humans of the female variety get when witnessing attractive humans of the male variety in a state of partial or full undress, either alone or in pairs, preferably whilst doing rude things. Or, to a somewhat less common degree, other attractive humans of the female variety.

Side effects include: blushing, grinning, squeeing, cackling and/or suspiciously lengthy showers.

Susan had a constant ladyrection during Brokeback Mountain.

by bald_rick November 6, 2012

Lawlrection

A lawlrection occurs when you laugh so hard you get a fat boner.

Person 1: Oh god whats that
Person 2: Sorry man i laughed to hard
Person 1: good god that looks painful
Person 2: yeah a Lawlrection will do that to you

by Outstanding Citizen September 4, 2009